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Up Front: P.A. Story

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  • nzlemming, in reply to Emma Hart,

    With a blessed gifted child always referred to as “from the big O”.

    Genius

    Just remember, no manatee is an island...

    Waikanae • Since Nov 2006 • 2930 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Isabel Hitchings,

    can we also have a button for non-sexy images?

    No. They will be carefully moderated to ensure that a minimum certain level of sexiness is achieved.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to nzlemming,

    Just remember, no manatee is an island...

    Now you're just being a manatease.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Heather Gaye,

    At least a couple of the Crusaders will need to be zombies.

    Morningside • Since Nov 2006 • 532 posts Report Reply

  • Lyndon Hood,

    A mysterious tribe of displaced buskers?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1115 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Heather Gaye,

    At least a couple of the Crusaders will need to be zombies.

    Brad... Thorne...

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen,

    ooo kittens!

    So The great blend is R18 isn't it?

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4450 posts Report Reply

  • Hilary Stace, in reply to Sacha,

    I visited a chocolate shop once out in Governor's Bay that had the most sensorily indulgent chocolate. It had a kind of feminist name. It had a view over the sea and magical garden outside that looked just the sort of place a witch would hide.

    Wgtn • Since Jun 2008 • 3196 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen,

    Do we have an opening line?

    how about...

    It wasn't her fault.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4450 posts Report Reply

  • Hilary Stace,

    A Gerry Brownlie zombie could rule the zone at night.

    Wgtn • Since Jun 2008 • 3196 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Hilary Stace,

    I visited a chocolate shop once out in Governor’s Bay that had the most sensorily indulgent chocolate. It had a kind of feminist name. It had a view over the sea and magical garden outside that looked just the sort of place a witch would hide.

    I vote for this paragraph unaltered

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4450 posts Report Reply

  • giovanni tiso, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    I vote for this paragraph unaltered

    It beats "It was a dark and stormy night" hands down.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report Reply

  • Hilary Stace, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    She had battled the tides and the strong westerly winds in her struggle to stay in the warm north Queensland waters, but to no avail. Exhausted, she let the current take her where it would and here she was now in a little muddy little creek where the banks were lower than the level of the water. And it was so cold. Where could she be?

    Wgtn • Since Jun 2008 • 3196 posts Report Reply

  • Lyndon Hood,

    If you need a witch and she's hiding, what do you bait her with? Given she already has access to feminist chocolate.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1115 posts Report Reply

  • irkstyle,

    I vote for a bit of #maorifynz e.g. "Everything is better with a tiki!" That will go well with a period dramedy.

    Since Oct 2008 • 5 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Hilary Stace,

    the banks were lower than the level of the water

    Is this a comment on the morals of our banking industry?

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4450 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Lyndon Hood,

    feminist chocolate

    I vote that the feminist chocolate course should be preceded by sexist cheese.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to Russell Brown,

    sexy file-upload button

    Whoa, I read that as "sexy-file-upload", but perhaps I should calm down and keep my hypens to myself.

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3887 posts Report Reply

  • Jeremy Andrew,

    The Waikato Rugby stadium has a red zone too - next to the yellow zone and the black zone. If you get tickets in the red zone, you wear red, that way when the cameras sweep the crowd, there's a big mooloo flag in the stands.


    unrelated:

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report Reply

  • Jeremy Andrew, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    the banks were lower than the level of the water

    Is this a comment on the morals of our banking industry?

    Nope, a comment on Auckland politics ;-)

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __,

    All this talk of red makes me think we should have Roxanne somewhere in the soundtrack....

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3887 posts Report Reply

  • Jeremy Andrew,

    I have to say, when I saw the latest XKCD, I thought of Emma... I'm sure this has already been pointed out to her.

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Jeremy Andrew,

    I have to say, when I saw the latest XKCD, I thought of Emma... I'm sure this has already been pointed out to her.

    yeah, I did the "involuntary squick shudder".

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Andre Alessi, in reply to Sayana,

    Perhaps alternate-Christchurch has developed/is developing the characteristics of the anatomy of a giant human body laid out lengthwise (like in Steph Swainton's Castle books), hence the "red zone" and requirement for the Holy Winky to be returned to its rightful place.

    Banks Penninsula could be, well...

    Devonport, New Zealand • Since Nov 2006 • 864 posts Report Reply

  • Hilary Stace,

    (I really must get back to health inequalities and chronic conditions but here is a bit more.)

    She looked around and saw crooked and broken houses as if some angry taniwha had just swept through. She craved some tasty sea grass. But all the creek bottom yielded was city detritus. She looked down at the river bank and was shocked to see...

    Wgtn • Since Jun 2008 • 3196 posts Report Reply

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