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  • recordari, in reply to Megan Wegan,

    Greg: would you care to be more specific about ‘what kind of dog collar’, or shall I just… “use my judgement”?

    Ahem.

    The very Reverend Russell, in Roman Sandals of course. Pastor Dutchie, on the left hand side. Who knew a word could carry so many meanings?

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Lyndon Hood,

    unless the Talsiman (St Richie’s Winky) is be returned to the stadium.

    "It wasn't the size of my talisman, it was the stadium it was playing in!"

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1115 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Emma Hart,

    St Richie's winky?

    did you say Whisky? From a certain store trapped in the red zone, prehaps? Our host may approve such a plot element..

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19686 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Hadyn, check. Ref, pink, whistle, well-cut trousers flattering his surprisingly excellent arse..

    WTF? Surprisingly?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Sayana,

    The alternate realities increasingly interact with each other

    Craig may however oppose any role for Anna Torv

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19686 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Megan Wegan,

    quest that isn't a Piece of Jewellery

    aw come on you don't want Megan to search for Richard's ring?

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4451 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown,

    Just a note -- when I can get permissions turned on, Emma will also be able to accept submitted images via the sexy file-upload button in this forum. So bear that in mind.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22754 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    aw come on you don’t want Megan to search for Richard’s ring?

    Good lord, Bart. But, um, who am I to argue with what the forum wants?

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1275 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Russell Brown,

    when I can get permissions turned on

    It's not just the permissions that are getting turned on.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    aw come on you don't want Megan to search for Richard's ring?

    That doesn't have to be the Quest, that can just be a sideline...

    Okay, people, I need at least a couple of characters that are actually fictional, and more genre/story types.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen,

    Ok so it has to be a love story, lots of sex and lust as well, but also lurv - soppy wet passionate heart stirring lurv - if you do that I'll even deal with the inevitable Wham references.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4451 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to Emma Hart,

    That doesn’t have to be the Quest, that can just be a sideline…

    ON the sideline?

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1275 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Russell Brown,

    Emma will also be able to accept submitted images via the sexy file-upload button in this forum. So bear that in mind.

    Yes! We will be taking visual submissions now, too. In the meantime, you can email them to me; ghetsuhm@bardicweb.com

    It's not just the permissions that are getting turned on.

    Dude.


    *writes that down*

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Emma Hart,

    I need at least a couple of characters that are actually fictional

    I presume the manatee angel is fictional? He or she should also be of unusual size, and called "O".

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Emma Hart,

    We will be taking visual submissions now

    Is that similar to what happens hearings when people make oral submissions?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen, in reply to Tom Beard,

    He or she should also be of unusual size, and called “O”.

    With a blessed gifted child always referred to as "from the big O".

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4451 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    O, the huge manatee!

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen,

    this is going to ruin my productivity for the rest of the day

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4451 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Emma Hart,

    more genre/story types

    period drama
    (with apologies to Alasdair Thompson)

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19686 posts Report Reply

  • Hilary Stace,

    Actually the manatee could be an Australian dugong (same species, different tail shape) blown off course by the strong westerlies. That's very plausible. They are sirenians so related to mermaids so possibly angels.

    I would also quite like there to be a Margaret Mahy type witch (like the one in the cherry tree) which is a also very Christchurch. With magical powers. It could live out by Governors Bay near the feminist chocolate shop.

    Wgtn • Since Jun 2008 • 3202 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Tom Beard,

    another story of O

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19686 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Hilary Stace,

    feminist chocolate

    ?

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19686 posts Report Reply

  • nzlemming, in reply to Russell Brown,

    Just what we need. A new porn site.

    Waikanae • Since Nov 2006 • 2930 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Bart Janssen,

    this is going to ruin my productivity for the rest of the day

    Yours? I just cried on my wrist-rest.

    Is that similar to what happens hearings when people make oral submissions?

    You're trying to actually kill me, aren't you?

    With a blessed gifted child always referred to as "from the big O".

    Genius.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4650 posts Report Reply

  • Isabel Hitchings, in reply to Russell Brown,

    sexy file-upload button

    can we also have a button for non-sexy images?

    Christchurch • Since Jul 2007 • 719 posts Report Reply

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