Up Front: P.A. Story
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Steam smut...
this could get some traction with that flakey
black eared fun guy Sooty at the wheel...<passing thought>
guess this whole phone hacking thing means
we won't be seeing Rupert the Peer...
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Lilith __, in reply to
Rupert the Peer
Fry and Laurie, brilliant as always:
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Is geology-porn a genre?
In Aotearoa the genre has long roots. The old story of ground-meets-sky and fuck!
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Born again...
Striking resemblance to Citizen Kane....
and some great sound bites (nudge - Media 7):“A newspaper can create great controversies, stir up arguments within the community, can throw lights on injustices,” he said, “just as it can do the opposite: hide things, be a great power for evil.”
...and I'm thinking, in a massive irony, Steve Coogan could play the young Rupert very well!
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Steve Barnes, in reply to
Mononoke" is especially hard to get out your head...
And Bukakei is hard to get out of your hair, these Japanese have some strange kinkies
There you go, international smut...
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It musta been rainy morning,coulda been a rainy night,when Tim Oliphant
swaggered into town,smile on his face,an a stenson on his head,the p dealers left town,vertical smiles widened,gays got frisky,& the beat goes on ! -
Bart Janssen, in reply to
an a stenson on his head
I'm confused, why is he wearing a Swedish golfer on his head? Not that I'm worried about the concept just trying to get to grips with the imagery.
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Lilith __, in reply to
why is he wearing a Swedish golfer on his head?
I think a stetson might be the thing! Stubble optional.
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Bart Janssen, in reply to
a stetson
Are you suggesting it was a simple typo?
Nah I'm sure there is a reason for the Swedish golfer I just want to understand it.
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andin, in reply to
Are you suggesting it was a simple typo?
Well there we were transfixed by the awesome funkness of a pre-white Michael Jackson. The next song kicked in and up a gear Ulrich was deadset certain the lyric mentioned heads. But I think he …wanted to be starting something ....damn Stenson!
I remain convinced to this very moment I was up off the floor, funking in gold. -
sonofagun...
Stenson - Golf? Pah!
obviously this is an offspring of a sten gun.
This Oliphant chappie is clearly a Top Gun,
with a head-mounted sub-submachine gun
- shooting mean looks about the place....the ongoing PAStiche...
I've been thinking some more about Sayana's excellent page 1 suggestion of alternate realities interacting - a kind of Mievillesque tale of two cities ...
adding the aspects of Fringe with alternate worlds (toss in a pinch of Zelazny's Princes in Amber and Moorcock's Multiverse) plus the possibility of a inter-dimensional portal in the heart of the city - hinted at in the photo on The Press's front page today, of the black hole where the city centre was...
And as we all know (the council told us) Christchurch is a lot like Melbourne:There are immediate similarities between the two cities - including the regular street pattern, a river that wends its way through the city and an awareness of the need for recovery.
so out in the unrepairable riparian Red Zones where the wide and mighty Avon/Nova River wends its way from the west, through the unstable zone and out past sundered banks, and broken homes, strange artifacts wash up amidst the large ships that ply these waters. Above it all one hears the Sirens calling beguilingly to the unwary, small children are chained to stop them being spirited away...
and somewhere amidst the rubble and trouble, St Richie's Winkie twinkles pinkly, unseen, waiting... waiting for a hero, or a metro-hetero, or just a simple twist of fate.
Enter the simple sheriff - Innspectre Dirk Arsemouse (Switch Finder General and Protector of the Incandescent orbs) and his murky men!
now, write on...
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John Key on wild goose chase
despite his protestations of wishing to help with rebuilding Chch (and therefore this story) he has been lead up a garden path by malignant sprites, and has headed off to the USA apparently in search of the Holy Grail!
...and as the TPPA deal drew closer, poor John suddenly realised - "oh dear Mammon, those aren't Eagles, they're Vultures!" -
After describing how I look today, I have just been told "Mr Stubble and the Camo Coat" would make a good sort story.
Consider it yours.
I didn't mention my red and purple wooly hat and scarf.
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Struggling to figure out how this could be incorporated into the narrative.
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Emma Hart, in reply to
Struggling to figure out how this could be incorporated into the narrative.
I've already worked in one Whedonverse joke (did someone say the manatee was an angel? Yes they did.) This must be doable.
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I like the “PUNISHING THEM...IN WAYS ….THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND”
Marvellous -
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Steve Barnes, in reply to
Research confirms
That most researchers don't understand dogs.
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Islander, in reply to
Abso-bloody-lutely!
I dont own a pet (the axolotyl just inhabits its tank) but all the family dogowners can give examples of when their dog has crossed permitted boundaries and displays appeasive or ‘guilty’ behaviour.
Let’s remember that some researchers didnt believe human babies could feel pain – let alone apes & other mammals – up until relatively recent times… -
Ian Dalziel, in reply to
Event horrors on...
Better version of the photo of
the dark heart of Chch
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Steve Barnes, in reply to
some researchers didnt believe human babies could feel pain – let alone apes & other mammals
In this respect I must agree with the researchers. Human babies should not be feeling apes or other mammals, think of the bacteria,. Does nobody think of the children?
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Islander, in reply to
Hmmm: stretching the syntax just a weeeee bit there Steve B!
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Jane Pearson, in reply to
There is something heartbreakingly haunting about that photo.
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recordari, in reply to
(did someone say the manatee was an angel? Yes they did.)
An angle [sic] at my table. Obtuse triangular redheads in a royal romp. Well, it’s not necessarily in the right Frame, but dammit, Janet, Dr Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky.*
*Geologist.
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Islander, in reply to
*Geologist.
Sweet!
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