Southerly by David Haywood

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Southerly: E=mc^2... Your Views

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  • Deborah,

    Hey! I voted for all three of those.

    Manawatu City • Since Nov 2006 • 1273 posts Report Reply

  • David Haywood,

    Yeah, I was going limit multiple choices -- but that would be political correctness gone mad.

    Dunsandel • Since Nov 2006 • 864 posts Report Reply

  • linger,

    Scarily accurate, David.
    !! Parody error: real entity = beyond parody

    Tokyo • Since Apr 2007 • 808 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Classic. But surely the real Redbaiter would be ruder?

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 15701 posts Report Reply

  • giovanni tiso,

    You, sir, are a genius.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7315 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown,

    I was going to say "you're a genius", but that clever Italian guy did it.

    So I'll settle for "you're back!"

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 17916 posts Report Reply

  • Juha Saarinen,

    Stop it now. People are taking you seriously. I am not joking. If you don't step away from that keyboard David, an Internet Humour Infringement sanction will be issued.

    Since Nov 2006 • 520 posts Report Reply

  • Joe Wylie,

    Last I looked, no webtroll would hyphenate anything ending with -gate. Always contracted to a single word through overuse.
    Unless you're Klarkstolemyneurons (Hillmorton), who hasn't discovered the dash key yet, and usually leaves a gap or three.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 3291 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown,

    So I did a Google Advanced Search for "PaulHenryFan", just like that, all run together, with the initial capitals.

    The sole result was this blog.

    I so wanted to believe it was real. I am sad now. And will lie down.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 17916 posts Report Reply

  • George Darroch,

    Better late than never, I suppose.

    Approximately 70% of the stuff dished on the Heleban by Ian Wishart still remains non-mentioned by the MSM anyway. This is just a sickening disgrace. Not only were the MSM rolling over and going to sleep on their watch, under the Heleban, but they literally participated in the cover-up when the country’s only real investigative journalist dug anything up.

    The People's Republic of … • Since Nov 2006 • 2077 posts Report Reply

  • Stephen Judd,

    Don't you chaps have a superscript tag in your editor? I am surprised at you, Mr Haywood.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2906 posts Report Reply

  • Stephen Judd,

    einstein was a jewish SPY for the comunists his so-called theory is a masnoic effort to discredit newtown NEWTON who was a true CHRISTAIN NEWTON before he died had proved that ARYANS are the descendants of jesus fuck the police.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2906 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Pff, Einstein was clearly gay. And now you're just trying to cover it up by pointing it out and PRETENDING ITS PARORDY! You should be ashamed. I bet you even wrote this in your dressing gown you pervert.

    EXCELLENT COLUMN WOULD TRADE WITH AGAIN HAIL SATAN!!!!! :)

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4285 posts Report Reply

  • Robyn Gallagher,

    I don't like your bullshit DVDs for babies

    I snorted aloud, like an elegant lady pig.

    Raglan • Since Nov 2006 • 1819 posts Report Reply

  • Robyn Gallagher,

    NaveahsMum (New Lynn)


    Think supporters of so-called Eianstein should actually take a look closer to home and ask a few questions especially in this time of global crisis! Partner and I are struggling to pay our mortgage and would welcome some of that science funding cash to help out! Have to ask myself "What does a better thing for Kiwi society? Some equation that no one can really understand or for a hard working Kiwi family to be able to take their kids to the Gold Coast for a long overdue holiday?"

    Raglan • Since Nov 2006 • 1819 posts Report Reply

  • Conal Tuohy,

    I needed that

    Melbourne • Since Oct 2008 • 7 posts Report Reply

  • Grant Stone,

    This column is the best thing that's happened to me today.

    Also this?

    EXCELLENT COLUMN WOULD TRADE WITH AGAIN HAIL SATAN!!!!! :)

    So going on a T-shirt.

    Auckland • Since Dec 2006 • 30 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Think of it as relief from the heat, Conal.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 15701 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    I snorted aloud, like an elegant lady pig

    And somewhat recursively, I snorted when reading of yours, Robyn. Not at all elegantly, mind.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 15701 posts Report Reply

  • Mellopuffy,

    EXCELLENT COLUMN WOULD TRADE WITH AGAIN HAIL SATAN!!!!! :)

    So going on a T-shirt.

    I'd buy one!!!

    Dunedin, NZ • Since Feb 2007 • 53 posts Report Reply

  • George Darroch,

    Oh, I should say that the above is a direct quote - the first search result for "Heleban". It happened to fit perfectly, so I saw no need to alter it.

    The People's Republic of … • Since Nov 2006 • 2077 posts Report Reply

  • DeepRed,

    Stan Gable (Arizona)

    Nerds like Einstein are a threat to our way of life!

    The southernmost capital … • Since Nov 2006 • 3891 posts Report Reply

  • Joe Wylie,

    EXCELLENT COLUMN WOULD TRADE WITH AGAIN HAIL SATAN!!!!! :)
    So going on a T-shirt.
    I'd buy one!!!

    PAS laugh of the year, and it's barely February.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 3291 posts Report Reply

  • Rich Lock,

    einstein was a jewish SPY for the comunists his so-called theory is a masnoic effort to discredit newtown NEWTON who was a true CHRISTAIN NEWTON before he died had proved that ARYANS are the descendants of jesus fuck the police.

    All true belivers know that Newton and his so-called THEORY of gravity was an an evil trick by THE GREAT DECIEVER to tempt us away from the true path of intelligent falling.

    Tell me, how do angels fly if this so-called gravity of yours exists, eh? eh?

    back in the mother countr… • Since Feb 2007 • 2291 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    Reading the post I had to stop myself from getting angry ( it's not real it's not real it's not real )

    In the end I had to vote "no" just to make myself feel better. Where are the results?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2079 posts Report Reply

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