Up Front: Oh, Cock!
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"elbow skin pendants"
Shakespeare, is it?
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But vagazling (I have NO idea how to spell that)
Vajazzling.
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Really it's just another dangly wobbly bit - to go with all the other dangly wobbly bits - sadly there are more of those each year
I'd have to say I like my penis a lot more than any other dangly-wobbly bit I might possess.
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Dudes, can we take it back to the thing in hand?
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Cleavin' Bacon... and Tudor Grease!
Shakespeare, is it?
Ooooer, Ooor Wully!!
...some say it's your mind!I'd have to say I like my penis a lot more than any other dangly-wobbly bit I might possess.
do we need Jung or don't
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Vajazzling.
vajazzhands?
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vajazzhands?
Actually LOLed.
Also, allow me to continue to promote this tumblr - unbelievably NSFW, contains explicit sexual material. And smiling, and joy, and fun, and wonder. It is, like pretty much everything this sex-positive, disproportionately LGBT/kinky.
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Also, allow me to continue to promote this tumblr - unbelievably NSFW, contains explicit sexual material. And smiling, and joy, and fun, and wonder. It is, like pretty much everything this sex-positive, disproportionately LGBT/kinky.
Warm-hearted erotic tumblr blogs are the shizzle.
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I've certainly known guys to sit around speculating upon the elasticity of certain mutual female aquantences' genitalia. All in jest, of course-noone wants to admit to another man that a given love tunnel didn't feel tight enough, because that inevitably leads to the suspicion that the cause was not a cavernous vagina but rather an inadequately girthy member.
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sex is not the enemy,cool site, i like it.
Katharine Hepburn as Amazon warrior princess Antiope , yep.
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Katharine Hepburn as Amazon warrior princess Antiope , yep.
Oh Hell Yes.
An ex-co-worker of mine once likened me to Katharine Hepburn. She meant it as a slight. It's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me.
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tumblr blogs are the shizzle.
In the sense that they shit around without loading, yes. My browser hates em for some reason.
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It's such a powerful symbol of sexist oppression and dominance that so is anything it lends its shape to: missiles, spears, the CN tower.
Can I just say that I was slightly amused to learn the other day that the Swiss were celebrating reclaiming the "longest tunnel in the world" crown..
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In the sense that they shit around without loading, yes. My browser hates em for some reason.
It's usually the Javascript associated with some themes. If you have NoScript, try temporarily allowing scripts from the URL to see if that makes a difference.
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I think penises are like dogs. There's all sizes and shapes, hard to believe sometimes that they're actually the same species.
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Can I just say that I was slightly amused to learn the other day that the Swiss were celebrating reclaiming the "longest tunnel in the world" crown..
Our tunnel is so long you can jam through it at 250kmh, and it will still take 12 minutes to finish.
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No. And although it's very sweet of Emma to write a blog post to help us feel better about our cocks, I think most guys are on good terms with theirs.
"Attached" I think the term is.
And Sally.....we've been waiting......you're late.
As an incomplete I blame my father. Also, he insisted that I dress to the left and have ended up with it bent.
Thankfully it still seems to fuction.
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If you have NoScript, try temporarily allowing scripts from the URL to see if that makes a difference
Yes, did that when it first happened - must be screwing with something below that configurable level.
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Ross: I am forever waiting too. Forever late, late, for a very important date. To which specific lateness do you refer?
Is it still fuctioning? Sounds painful
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Late to the post.
No n to it.
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Yes, sorry about that. The matter was taken out of my hands last week. I believe it is due tomorrow.
I feel obliged to notify you and anyone else who may be interested, that there are no penises in this next piece. I didn't want to be typecast.
I hope you, Ross, and others, expecting penises, are not too disappointed.
Promises of more penises in the future,
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And I'm afraid that's it for me before I shrivel up into a pumpkin.
Hope there are some men out there making the dinner...
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Our tunnel is so long you can jam through it at 250kmh, and it will still take 12 minutes to finish.
They also have a tunnel that something very tiny travels through at the speed of light, which causes an earth-shattering explosion that reveals the secrets of the universe.
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They also have a tunnel that something very tiny travels through at the speed of light, which causes an earth-shattering explosion that reveals the secrets of the universe.
Or destroys it! How much more climactic can you get!
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